Ted 2 Talking 24 Inch Bears

GET ’EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT: TED 2 24-INCH R-RATED TALKING PLUSH TEDDY BEARS
Who hasn’t seen the movie and wanted a foul mouthed teddy bear companion?
Your favorite foul-mouthed teddy bear is back and better than ever! This Ted 2 24-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear features some of the funniest, vulgar lines from the movie – he’s super soft to the touch, too! He’s so funny this time around that you can bring home 6 different variations of your favorite thunder buddy!
Ted 2 hits theaters this early this summer and Funko put up two of their POP! Vinyls for pre-order this week,
Ted with Beer and Ted with Remote.
That got me thinking about how well original Ted merchandise did on the secondary market. This was because the movie was a bigger hit than expected and merchandisers were not prepared for it. There were/are 8-inch and 16-inch versions of the R-rated talking Ted teddy bear, but the clear winner was the 24-inch. You know how the whole supply and demand thing works. These bears were going for as high as $300 at their peak on eBay and Amazon. Of course, they caught on this time and we get 6 versions to flood the market.
Now, I am not sure what all the phrases are and of course we will have to wait until August to find out. I am sure every funny line is bottled into these bears and they don’t want to be giving out spoilers.
Here is a full list of the Ted 2 24-in R-Rated talking teddy bears: (Be careful and make sure you get the R-rated as there is a PG version too)
Ted
Ted in Tank
Ted in Suit
Ted in Patriots Jersey
Ted in Scuba Suit
Ted in Tuxedo
The clear winner, in my opinion, is Ted in the Patriots jersey with a specimen cup. When you watch the restricted trailer you will understand why. Don’t miss out the second time as this movie’s demographic has the power to make the price quite high, as we can see from the past.
In case you haven’t seen it, here is the NSFW Ted 2 Restricted Trailer